I was asked the strangest question the other day— if I would like to buy a hammock. This was not a salesman in a store trying to boost their commission or anything, just a random guy who approached me out of the blue. Some people might not have found this odd, but I did, for a lot of reasons.
 
First, who tries to sell anything to someone like me? I don’t exactly look like the friendliest person, or so I’ve been told. Not approachable is the term for it nowadays. Didn’t seem to bother this guy though.
 
Second, while the guy was a stranger and thus had no way of knowing, I don’t have any trees in my yard. How am I going to string up a hammock? I know, there are elaborate and expensive hammocks these days that can be mounted or affixed to a variety of locations, but in my mind, I pictured a flimsy piece of material with nylon ropes attached to the ends—the kind that is hung between two trees.
 
Third, although not directly stated, I assumed the merchandise was not new—or even close to new. So how much could they possibly want for a used contraption that sells for $14.99 in the store? Five bucks? Actually, that was just a guess on the price. I have no idea what a hammock sells for new because I’ve never bought one, and probably never will. I’m not really a hammock kind of person.
 
And that brings me to the answer I gave the man: What would I do with a hammock? The only thing they can be used for is wasting time—napping in the back yard, or somewhere. Kind of hard to get anything done like that. I like to stay busy DOING something. Besides, if I need to sleep I have a perfectly good bed.
 
My mild diatribe was followed by perhaps the dumbest question I’ve heard in a while, “So, you didn’t really say... do want to buy it?” Hmm, maybe the guy WAS a salesman. ~
 
 
Bruce A. Borders is the author of more than a dozen books, including: Inside Room 913, Over My Dead Body, The Journey, Miscarriage Of Justice, The Lana Denae Mysteries, and The Wynn Garrett Series. Available in ebook at www.amazon.com/Bruce-A.-Borders/e/B006SOLWQS and paperback on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million. 

It’s been an interesting and eventful week. First, my town made the national news due to a major fire. Not a good way to make the news but then most news isn’t exactly good news. Thing is we have fires a lot, being that it’s hot and dry here most of the summer. But a fire usually doesn’t make it any farther than the local news.
 
Speaking of hot and dry, we finally got some decent weather; temperatures in the triple digits, humidity in the single digits—just the way I like it! I know, I know. Most people are not happy with that kind of weather, but as a guy who absolutely detests winter, I love it when summer actually arrives.
 
Toward the latter part of the week, I came upon a roll over accident on the freeway. A pickup towing a camping trailer blocked the road for a few hours as both were on their side and across both lanes. I was not affected by the road closure since it was on the opposite of the freeway than the direction I was traveling. But I did go by and see it, just minutes, or maybe seconds, after it happened. I saw other drivers rushing to help the driver of the pickup get out.
 
Speaking of driving, after nine months of the semi I normally drive being in the shop, I got it back last week. Interestingly enough, it went into the shop, back in early November, to have a radio installed. That was completed in a day or so, however, for nine long months the truck developed one major problem after another. Every time the mechanics would fix something, another issue showed up. The good news is it now runs great! The bad news is, the radio doesn’t really work like it’s supposed to. But I guess that’s to be expected, life being full of the irony that it is.
 
Moving on to the weekend, I was commissioned, or drafted, or shanghaied—actually, I think I was just asked and I agreed—to put a floor into my grandson’s bedroom. And that brings me to the most exciting thing about the week.
 
They’d just moved into the house and when I showed up to work on the floor, my grandson came bursting through the door to tell me all about the place. “Did you see the most exciting thing?” Then, without waiting for an answer, he said, “Come on, I’ll show you. It’s so exciting.”
 
I followed, wondering what it was that had him so, well... excited. All the way to his bedroom, he kept up his exuberant banter. When we reached the room, he stopped and said “Are you ready?” Again, without waiting for an answer, he went right on. “Tada! Here it is!”
 
“It” turned out to be a door. But not just any door. This door was one of those that is split in the middle, allowing you to open the top half separately. Or, as I was showed, you can lock them together and make it a single unit door. Also, as I was told, it was the “most exciting thing in the whole house.”
 
I agreed, it was pretty exciting. And then I set to work on the floor. Funny thing about that. One of the first steps to replacing the floor was to take the door off. I don’t think my grandson was impressed! I guess you could say he was no longer excited.
 
I did get the floor done and just so you know, the door is now back in place! Exciting, I know. ~
 
 
Bruce A. Borders is the author of more than a dozen books, including: Inside Room 913, Over My Dead Body, The Journey, Miscarriage Of Justice, The Lana Denae Mysteries, and The Wynn Garrett Series. Available in ebook at www.amazon.com/Bruce-A.-Borders/e/B006SOLWQS and paperback on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million. 
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Years ago, back when I was in kindergarten, my teacher used to read the class a short story now and then. (Probably every day but I don’t really remember for sure). One day she read about a family that took a weekend trip to the ocean. It was a nice little story that centered on all the fun activities the family did: swimming, boating, beachcombing, looking for seashells, etc.
 
But me, contrarian that I was—yeah, even way back then I was a little cantankerous—focused only on the part of the story that made no sense. Right at the beginning, the story said that after packing their bags, the family got into the car and drove about an hour before reaching the beach. That would be fine I suppose, but I lived in Missouri and I knew it was a lot longer trip to the ocean than just an hour. I said as much after the teacher had finished reading.
 
I remember the teacher sort of laughed and explained that not everybody in the world lived in Missouri; that some did indeed live an hour from the ocean. What’s more, she said, some people actually lived on the beach.
 
I was unconvinced. Nowhere in the story had it said they didn’t live in Missouri, and as any five-year-old knows, if something isn’t explicitly stated, it must not be true. Besides, I thought, who would live on the beach anyway?
 
True to my already established nature of not letting things go, I kept insisting that the story was wrong. Finally—just to shut me up, I now realize—she told me I was right and the book must have had a misprint. That would never satisfy me now, but it did then and I dropped it.
 
But recently, it all came rushing back. I was waiting in line at the store, and overheard a slightly annoyed guy telling his antsy kids that they needed to settle down and learn to be patient. They’d be to the ocean in about an hour, he said.
 
Problem is, the town we were in is a good three hours from the ocean. So, unless he planned on driving like Mario Andretti, an hour just wasn’t going to cut it. Now, I know the guy was probably just giving them a little spiel to make them think it wasn’t going to be a long ride—and it appeared to be working—but me, being me, couldn’t resist pointing out that an hour was a very low and ultimately inaccurate estimate. Okay, I didn’t use those words. What I actually said was, “You ain’t going to make it to the ocean in an hour, not from here.”
 
I’m sure the guy appreciated my commentary. Or, not. After telling his kids to go wait in the car, he asked, “So, how long is it going to take?”
 
Normally, I would answer such a question with, “Depends on how fast you drive.” But, since I’d already sort of alienated the guy, I told him it would be about three hours, give or take, depending on traffic.
 
“Great,” he replied, though I could tell he really didn’t think my answer was all that magnificent. I got the distinct impression he wasn’t exactly enjoying this trip so far, and apparently it hadn’t even started. Then, he added, “Should have never moved.”
 
Moved from where? That’s what I was wondering but I didn’t say anything.
 
As it turned out, I didn’t have to because he answered it anyway. “We used to live on the beach.”
 
I kind of laughed, which probably wasn’t well received, but I was thinking, “Apparently, my teacher was right.” ~
 
 
Bruce A. Borders is the author of more than a dozen books, including: Inside Room 913, Over My Dead Body, The Journey, Miscarriage Of Justice, The Lana Denae Mysteries, and The Wynn Garrett Series. Available in ebook at www.amazon.com/Bruce-A.-Borders/e/B006SOLWQS and paperback on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million. ​

Last Friday, I completed twenty years of driving truck at my current job. Just in case anyone is wondering, that’s a LONG time. How long? Well, Clinton was President when I started working there. Google did not yet exist. Neither did YouTube. Or Facebook. Or Twitter. And while cell phones existed, most people did not have one. Same goes for the Internet.
 
A lot has changed at my job since I first started driving there. The most notable change is that most of the people who worked at the place are now gone. Out of the more than a hundred employees in 1998, only a handful are left. And yet, the job is still pretty much the same; I drive, and drive, and then drive some more. I’ve logged nearly three million miles since that first day. And that’s just in the semi, which doesn’t count the 130 miles I commute.
 
I’ve been asked how I can stand to drive so much and the answer is simple; when I went to work there, I didn’t set out to drive three million miles, or even one million. I just drove, one mile at a time—for a few hours at a time. The hours turned to days, the days turned to weeks, then to months and years. Easy, right?
 
Of course, I was a lot younger back then, twenty years younger to be exact. Good thing the job isn’t hard, huh? No matter what some people claim, driving a truck is really not something that takes a lot of effort. The most difficult part of the job is staying awake, which does seem to be a little tougher the older I get.
 
Speaking of staying awake, I’ve noticed it’s far easier to do if I get more sleep. My typical four to five hours per night, which is what I’ve slept most of my life, just doesn’t cut it anymore. So, I think I’ll wrap up this post and maybe go to bed—since in a few hours it’ll be time to start year number twenty-one at my job. Yay! ~
 
 
Bruce A. Borders is the author of more than a dozen books, including: Inside Room 913, Over My Dead Body, The Journey, Miscarriage Of Justice, The Lana Denae Mysteries, and The Wynn Garrett Series. Available in ebook at www.amazon.com/Bruce-A.-Borders/e/B006SOLWQS and paperback on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million. ​

Driving a truck for thirteen or fourteen hours per day, Monday through Friday, means Saturday is usually a busy day for me. Correction, Saturday is always a busy day for me. Trying to keep everything caught up around the house is a full-time job; one that I generally spend just one day doing.
 
So, when my wife asked if I wanted to join her in taking four of our grandchildren to the carnival, I declined. It’s not that I don’t like carnivals or the rides, because I do. It’s not that I don’t like my grandchildren either, because I do. But I was busy.
 
Then, she suggested that it may be helpful to have me there to keep the kids corralled. I realized it might be a difficult job alone since some rides require small children to be accompanied by an adult. Kind of hard with that many kids, especially if the youngest one or two are too small to ride a particular ride. So, I acquiesced.
 
The first thing I noticed at the carnival was how many people weren’t there. Here it was, a Saturday afternoon, great weather, not hot or cold, little to no wind—and hardly any crowd at a normally crowded event. Not that the attendance level bothered me, it meant less time waiting in lines and more time enjoying the rides—not to mention less of an opportunity for the grandchildren (and me) to grow impatient and then frustrated and irritable.
 
We had a good time and in about two hours we’d done all there was to do. Amazing how fast things go when there aren’t hoards of people! I think the grandkids were happy that I’d joined them and I was glad I’d gone along. And two hours wasn’t going to upset my Saturday work schedule that much. Sure, I was busy but then, I’m always busy.
 
Walking back to my pickup, I again was struck by the fact that so few people were there enjoying the day. I still find it strange. But I think I figured out why no one was there. Maybe, anyway. Could it be that most parents and/or grandparents stayed home that day because... they were busy? ~
 
 
Bruce A. Borders is the author of more than a dozen books, including: Inside Room 913, Over My Dead Body, The Journey, Miscarriage Of Justice, The Lana Denae Mysteries, and The Wynn Garrett Series. Available in ebook at www.amazon.com/Bruce-A.-Borders/e/B006SOLWQS and paperback on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million.